The way I cackled at this unsettled even me
Who’s the best vampire ever?
Confessions of an Asshole: Things I hate
People ask me for a list of things I hate. Quite frequently for some reason. I’ve never actually kept a list so here goes.
“32. When you get in trouble for pissing in a bottle of green tea and leaving it in the fridge for your brother to drink so he can learn a lesson about DRINKING MY FUCKING GREEN TEA”
I love you.
brb dying from laughing so hard.
